Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit.
It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged
Ellen’s part always gets me
“Dream Theater: I had to fill in for an ice skater at the Olympics, tried to flirty text my partner, ended up texting his coach instead.” - @megturney