my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.